search terms & spam

The detritus of internet interaction makes me laugh sometimes, here’s my latest crop.  

Search terms

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See next item for explanation of my limited capacity to answer this. The only advice I have is don’t. It’d be extremely discourteous, not to mention potentially homophobic.

Bizarrely, the next three arrived in that order, on one day.

I am a lesbian quotes
I am a lesbian. (blahpolar, 2015)

I’m so irritated quotes
I’m so irritated. (blahpolar, 2015)

Bipolar people quotes
I am bipolar. (blahpolar 2015)

gooftly attention seeking memes
There’s a band with info in Cyrillic text called Go Oftly, otherwise idk and idc. Instead, I shall seek attention for memes made by me me me. Feel free to help yourself. Will accept lesbians as thanks.*
mental illness memes
rhymes with manic depression memes
rhymes with bipolar memes part 1
rhymes with bipolar memes part 2
mental health stigma memes

Mentally ill better off dead
I know why that one led here – it was a Lubitz/Germanwings post. I wondered why the seeker sought the phrase though. Searching the phrase as is, gave results about suicide; adding quote marks gave this song as the top result: MEntally ILL ft Charlie Oh Better Off Dead. The original is by The Script; I don’t think it’s as good as the cover. It makes me go all Pet Shop Boys, sometimes you’re better off dead, there’s a gun in your hand and it’s pointing at your head … etc etc.

All I can be is me whoever that is

Bob Dylan

That’s mister Dylan to you.

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*I can say that, because I am one.