search terms & spam

The detritus of internet interaction makes me laugh sometimes, here’s my latest crop.  

Search terms

boys interrupted while fucking
See next item for explanation of my limited capacity to answer this. The only advice I have is don’t. It’d be extremely discourteous, not to mention potentially homophobic.

Bizarrely, the next three arrived in that order, on one day.

I am a lesbian quotes
I am a lesbian. (blahpolar, 2015)

I’m so irritated quotes
I’m so irritated. (blahpolar, 2015)

Bipolar people quotes
I am bipolar. (blahpolar 2015)

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gooftly attention seeking memes
There’s a band with info in Cyrillic text called Go Oftly, otherwise idk and idc. Instead, I shall seek attention for memes made by me me me. Feel free to help yourself. Will accept lesbians as thanks.*
mental illness memes
rhymes with manic depression memes
rhymes with bipolar memes part 1
rhymes with bipolar memes part 2
mental health stigma memes

Mentally ill better off dead
I know why that one led here – it was a Lubitz/Germanwings post. I wondered why the seeker sought the phrase though. Searching the phrase as is, gave results about suicide; adding quote marks gave this song as the top result: MEntally ILL ft Charlie Oh Better Off Dead. The original is by The Script; I don’t think it’s as good as the cover. It makes me go all Pet Shop Boys, sometimes you’re better off dead, there’s a gun in your hand and it’s pointing at your head … etc etc.

All I can be is me whoever that is

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Bob Dylan

That’s mister Dylan to you.

Spam comments

Laden with lorem ipsum, these are the comments caught by Akismet and held without legal representation until my arrival.

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So poetic. This is clearly an alternate version of Michael Row the Boat Ashore, conjured up by some chimps on meth. Hovering around to observe free e-textbooks isn’t really my cup of sandwiches, but each to their own. It’s more fun to read it as butcher rather than bucher.

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I don’t brain at all. Well, hardly ever. Sami as in the Sami people? Is there an issue with the reindeer?! Get back to me asap, I’m stressing now. And Hera? Mrs Zeus? What’s the relevance there? Thanks a bunch for mentioning Lashkar-e-Tayyiba, I’ll never get an American visa now. And are they screwing you or are you screwing them? Either way, it’s not something I want to think about any further. Me, I’m cautious around terrorists and freedom fighters in general.

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Mortal?! Well damn your eyes. Close to originality? Jou ma se akkedis! It was going so well too. I thought I’d acquired my very own sycophant until that final sentence. Bah.

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You like me, you really like me! My pleasure, seldom do I receive such effusive and impenetrable compliments. I’m thinking of having yours tattooed, or made into a cross stitch sampler. I love hitting nails upon the highest without having side effect. It’s as though you’re reading my mind.

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Good call! I switch the lights off at night. Buhbye!

*I can say that, because I am one.

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battlescarred, bright, bewildered, bent, blue & bipolar

23 thoughts on “search terms & spam”

    1. Seriously? You don’t keep a stash of lesbians around? Slacker!
      Lesbians in neon pink rock star glasses. We need those. So Blah doesn’t smack around the unicorns thus ruining my hybrid project of mixing pegasus DNA with unicorn DNA and creating a pegacorn.

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        1. Hmm, I was thinking more of a pegacorn Army. We could outsource them to do our stabbing for us, then they can fly away and we shall never be caught muhahaha. Yeah, I ain’t right.

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  1. OMG, if you smack a unicorn, my pegacorn project will fall through! I read a Spam comment this morning. Some assclown took two sentences from my post, then elaborted in a page long comment advising me to “embrace the anxiety.” I am supposed to go with it until it no longer bothers me. Idiocy but nothing I haven’t heard before.
    Just irked me because 98% of the post was about the depressive phase of bipolar and this idiot takes the time to plug their own site because what worked for them absolutely must work for me.
    Think I prefer the porn links that make it into the spam folder.

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  2. Obviously all those who created these search terms and the spamalot breeders were on
    mescaline before generating such audacious/bizarre/funny/dumb turns of phrases.

    “Apprise it!!!!!!” ;)

    p.s. most of this stuff is fucking hysterical – and all your observations are beyond hilarious.

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  3. I love your posts lmao. I’m dying. But allow me to take the “cannot brain” so I can print it out as a flash card for the days I simply cannot brain (i.e. handle other people’s dumb.)

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