Somebody wrote about “50 Shades,” but they were all gray and I don’t want everything in grayscale. You can do a lot better. I’m fine with gratuitous, just not gray-tuitous. I’m bored with gray, gray is my emotional state more than 50 shades of… I mean percent of… the time. Even my purple dragon is more colorful than that. Gray sucks succubus tubes. I’m going home hoping to see some different shades. Let me know when that book cover is out, and especially if it’s your portrait.
I still LOVE this cover at the link below – please take a look-see
I’m gonna copy it it! I’ve been showing this cover to other authors (I bought it back when it was $2.99 instead of free) at this conference to see their reactions. I’m dead-serious. See why I’m having fun?
And I could be the model instead of that stud six-pac muffin. OR shit, maybe I should ask Marya Hornbacherhoweveryouspellhername to model. Whaddya think?
Lol… Well, sixpac looks like Robin gone horribly, horribly wrong. Horribly. Wrong. As for la Hornbacher, up to you, but she ain’t hot. I’m now trying to think of a ohhhh get Claire Forlani to do it. Mhm yes. What we’re the reactions when you showed them the masterpiece?
Sounds like 50 shades of fun, but I’m not allowed to be the low deck with anyone but the Mrs. ;-) Have pun. Flyingspaghettimonster but you all are wonderful for my mood, however temporary it may swing.
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You’re officially my hero, this is frigging awesome, dude!
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Tis yours. Also, I just stole the image and applied filters and text to it.
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Well, it was a well filtered and text filled theft.
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Fuck yeah, if I ever pick an icon for my superhero alter ego I may have you design it.
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Free bus ticket, toe tag included.
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I’m dying. Lmao.
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Good, ticket and toe tag for you too.
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This almost made me burst out laughing out loud and I got two people trying to get some sleep in this room! :D:D
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*waves to the people*
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:D
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How about SUCCUBUS????!!! :)
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I fucking hate it when people make better jokes than I do, on my own blog :0
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That one was pretty fucking spectacular!
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Fuck *throws hissyfit*
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I’m REALLY enjoying this! :)))))
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Wanna design my book cover??? I’m fine with gratuitous nudity!
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I’ll order in some tubes of gratuitous nudity in various shades.
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Somebody wrote about “50 Shades,” but they were all gray and I don’t want everything in grayscale. You can do a lot better. I’m fine with gratuitous, just not gray-tuitous. I’m bored with gray, gray is my emotional state more than 50 shades of… I mean percent of… the time. Even my purple dragon is more colorful than that. Gray sucks succubus tubes. I’m going home hoping to see some different shades. Let me know when that book cover is out, and especially if it’s your portrait.
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Goddamn. You and mogul with your great puns, I swear I’ll burn you both.
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Lol…. Morgue, not mogul…
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I still LOVE this cover at the link below – please take a look-see
I’m gonna copy it it! I’ve been showing this cover to other authors (I bought it back when it was $2.99 instead of free) at this conference to see their reactions. I’m dead-serious. See why I’m having fun?
And I could be the model instead of that stud six-pac muffin. OR shit, maybe I should ask Marya Hornbacherhoweveryouspellhername to model. Whaddya think?
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Lol… Well, sixpac looks like Robin gone horribly, horribly wrong. Horribly. Wrong. As for la Hornbacher, up to you, but she ain’t hot. I’m now trying to think of a ohhhh get Claire Forlani to do it. Mhm yes. What we’re the reactions when you showed them the masterpiece?
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Silence….and I agree that Claire would be perfect. She’s my type!
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Hussy!!!
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Hee hee hee. “Fryane Hussy Harwood”! Sounds good! Nice ring!
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All aboard!
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And all are bored!
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I don’t get it. Is it because I’m hypo right now??
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Nope, not at all. It’s from a quote from the second link in my previous post/linkdump.
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Aha, found it. I missed that entire post for some reason. :O
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Hypoproblems :D
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Yeah this just about sums it up: https://invokedelight.wordpress.com/2015/08/13/sleepless-and-unsettled-and-far-from-seattle-slightly-nsfw/
The whole world is far too reserved and up itself when a person can’t dance around outside barely dressed at 4am doing a fantasy musical number involving ice cream donuts.
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I wanna sit on the upper deck. Screw the low one.
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Sounds like 50 shades of fun, but I’m not allowed to be the low deck with anyone but the Mrs. ;-) Have pun. Flyingspaghettimonster but you all are wonderful for my mood, however temporary it may swing.
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so, you’ll have to sit on some other deck.
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