Since I’ve given up women anyway, I’m going to marry this drawing. It’ll be a private ceremony, but you’re welcome to send ridiculously expensive gifts.
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Since I’ve given up women anyway, I’m going to marry this drawing. It’ll be a private ceremony, but you’re welcome to send ridiculously expensive gifts.
blahpolar 
Platinum coated spork set being sent by Pegacorn express. Peg-Ex- where fictional gifts meet excellent fictional delivery service.
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Lololol brilliant – listen tho, mofo, stobbit with the better-puns-than-mine thing, or ima have to get an assassin on the case…
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Bring it, I am armed with Uzi child! She’ll talk any terrorist or assassin into submission!
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That’s a very good point. I must return to the blah-cave to think, with narrowed eyes and sinister stroking of an imaginary goatee. Or perhaps an imaginary goat.
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A goat with a goatee, have your cake and eat it too!
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Oh god. Take your wit and stick it up your… Oops, that was my rapidly emerging mixed state speaking.
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You have scared me shitless and witless and now I am quipless.
Sorry, my Dr Seuss side talking.
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BRB I have a voodoo doll to… chat to…..
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OUCH! Put down that knitting needle, wench, that fuckin’ hurts!
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KNITTING NEEDLE!? Is there no end to your evil? I’m using a tattoo gun; enjoy the butterfly tramp stamp.
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Butterfly? Tramp stamp???The whore, the whore….Oh, wait, the horror, the horror!
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Omg teh fucken pun warfare *cries a bit and starts work on a tribal tattoo round your bicep* 💪
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Don’t mess it up or I will sue you for PUNitive damages.
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You put the ass in assassin.
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Yesss, lifetime goal has achieved.
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Your next tat is an inspiring new testament quote in comic sans.
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Oh fuck that testament stuff but I happen to love comic sans, I don’t know what is with all the haters.
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Can I interest you in tragic sans or grungevetica instead? (they are real fonts, gotta love the Internet).
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As a former font whore, I am horrified that I do not know what these are…Must get out Google Fu and search!
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Grungevetica on Behance makes me want to swat it hard till it goes away. And you’ve made me want to spend the da on dafont, you rat.
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I gonna go gnaw on a block of cheese with my sharp lil rat fangs…My dishes and ash trays are STILL waiting for you, btw,
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If only I’d popped over when I was hypo, bud. Today I’d be more likely to hurl them all against the wall or weep copiously into them. Mixed fucking crapisodes are sorta like rocket fuelled PMS for me.
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I think I am frightened of this picture. Although I can relate to it and understand why you like it.
There is a darkness in this house. I feel like it is trying to swallow me. I think maybe I should leave the house later for a little while.
I am still checking if I missed any posts of yours. One thing I like about your posts is that they are all different. It is always interesting to open them and see what happens.
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Thanks mate. I hope you managed to get out into some fresh air and say hi to the sky. I hope you feel at least a little bit lighter.
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Better now than yesterday morning. I felt like a dark presense was trying to swallow me yesterday. I could almost see it…I was not sure if it was in my mind or real.
Right now I do not see it but I can more rationally see that there are people working against me in this house. But it is human darkness …not a dark entity.
Probably not good that I thought that yesterday….Is that something that meds fix?
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I love ALL of you and ALL of your puns. If you can escape the presence without heading toward the light, I’ll get to keep reading. WTH, GK, who’s eating you? Tell whomever it is that shorter muscle fibers are more tender than yours, maybe they can make everybody a nice steak or chop. If they don’t, give ’em a Miss Piggy style pork chop.
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