spam! (uhn! goodgod y’all!) whut izzit good for?

absolutely nothing (say it again!)

(scheduled post)

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Psycho couch
As a noun and adjective, psycho is short for psychopath/ic. As a prefix, it’s anything to do with psychology. As a couch, it’s mind boggling. Boring analysis: it’s a couch upon which you recline when enduring psychoanalysis. Fun analysis: it eats psychologists and then burps to the tune of Rapper’s Delight. Scary analysis: it’s a couch with the potential to head up a major corporation, or kill you without remorse.

Housework bipolar
When typing it into Google, the auto suggest thingy says ‘bipolar housework’, but of course, it gives the same results regardless of keyword order. And the tl;dr of it all is, housework is shit. Especially when you’re depressed and it just seems too hard. Especially when you’re manic and it just seems too boring. Especially if you’re a human being minus some sort of housework fetish. Housework is just shit. End of.

People I love make me feel manic
Oh me too. Wait, we’re talking eros rather than agape, right? Step awaaaay from the credit card, ask before you fuck, slow your speech down. If s/he says darling I think you ought to have a rest, just do it. Don’t get pissy about it, mkay? Talk to your doctor/s about it too. If you have an anxiety prn, take one. Prn is not an abbreviation of porn. Go and have a cold shower.

k
O.o just k? The other letters of the alphabet say fuuu.

Refuse to be a bipolar stereotype
This makes a change from the daily keywords about negative stereotypes – that post is at well over a thousand views now, but I find its popularity sad. You could try doing the reverse of everything in this post, but tbh you’d be letting yourself down if you did, because they’re grossly unjust. If I gave you joke answers now, I’d be guilty of bigotry myself.
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Yes! Finally someone writes about website.

Well now, what (as they say in the classics) ho! You’ve been here before, haven’t you, dear boy? There’s simply no mistaking your liking for the word ‘rattling’, indeed there is not. The vernacular ‘ain’ however, would suggest a Scottish influence; perhaps you have an estate up there? Och ay the noo, dear boy, whatever that means.

I did indeed lease a mortal to build this site, a Mr Word Press, and if you need a reference, feel free to use my name. No thanks necessary for my discussion of the aforementioned site of webbiness, I am always ready to put quill to parchment for the elaboration, elucidation, education and excavation of gentlemen such as your fine, upstanding (and dare I say well shod) self.

As always, it is a positively well upholstered delight to hear from you, dear boy. (Old chap? It suddenly occurs to me with all the alacrity of a tarnished teaspoon, that I am not acquainted with the facts vis à vis your age. Perhaps you would do me the honour of enlightening me by return of post,or whatever terminology one employs when discussing mail of the electronic variety.) Good heavens, look at me digressing like a Duchess!

I remain, as always and eternally, your fond and faceless servant.

*indecipherable signature*

Stephen “ruddy good toast” Fry

Postscript: In future, would you mind awfully if we left discussing my stem to a more private environment?
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This is about World of Wankraft? I was sad to discover that flagallboulders is flag all boulders, rather than something mystifyingly amusing. Oh well. I’m off to interrogate an integrated wizard. With a spork.

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Um. BRB harvesting my enemies and watching for the glow. On a number of quantities. Or a quantity of numbers.

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Blahpolar the bipolar blog, enjoying a two year depressive episode, I can see exactly why the words ‘happy’ and ‘future’ were chosen. I think it’s good to challenge myself to tackle the sort of things that usually send me screaming and running. You want interesting things or tips, and you want them linked to your comment.

Here are my tips…
1. Take your damn meds.

You might consider me cynical, but I suspect your real motive is to entice me to buy fitflops from Singapore. Not. Gonna. Happen.

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6 thoughts on “spam! (uhn! goodgod y’all!) whut izzit good for?”

  1. As soon as I spotted the word “ain” up above, I too wondered if there was a Scottish connection.
    Lo and behold, you read my Sasquatchian mind with your hilarious line:

    “The vernacular ‘ain’ however, would suggest a Scottish influence;
    perhaps you have an estate up there?:

    By the way, on a completely unrelated note, a brand-new authentic Italian bakery has opened up two minutes from my driveway.

    What does this mean?

    ESPRESSO! MOLTO BENE ESPRESSO!

    LOTS & LOTS of ESPRESSO! My 5th food group!

    I’m treating myself to at least 3 and possibly 5 shots tomorrow morning.
    I’ll let you know how it works out. Sometimes, based on the espresso brand, I’ve had little reaction to 5 shots. (Other times that was not the case, as you’ve keenly detected.)

    I’m hoping for a good buzz!
    I’ll dedicate it to S., that exuberant hound who has a natural buzz, the lucky hound.

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