
So here it is, the final … something or other … of the a-z thingy and oh look, it’s UVWXYZ … what a sneakily perplexing way to end an alphabet.
You’d think I’d have picked unicorn, right? Well, despite all the unibanter here, they’re not actually my favourite mythical beasts. I like them well enough, but it isn’t love. I have a love/hate relationship with the universe, and I’m fussy about which underwear I love. I don’t even like umbrellas when it’s raining. I love underdogs. Because bitches love underdogs. (Oooh didja SEE what I did there?) Long, tedious story short, I’ve been unable to rustle up more than 100 words about anything starting with U.
But wait! There’s not much more.
How did the arrogant looking unicorn get in here? U may well be for unicorn, but not now, not here … my personal relationship with the species isn’t nearly good enough. Id probably just mess up human-unicorn diplomatic ties for, like … ever. Unicycle, I could’ve done that, but apart from an ex who has a son who owns and rides one, there’s no traction there either.
U UUU u u u uuu … thinkthinkthink …
Gottit.

If you enjoy things of a Robert Zimmerman and Sixto Rodriguez flavour, it is quite likely you’ll like Kenneth Stirling …
Uninhibited, unfailingly uncompromising, undaunted and unique. That’s u, dear. A champion for all of the misUnderstood unhinged underdogs of the world… the rest of Us. :)
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Àaaaaaaaarrrrgggghhhh no rg, shush, hush, be still, holdnyour tongue, thula and hou jou fokken bek! And by that I mean, thanks ever so, for the effusive and Undeserved compliments.
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Well, you done good!
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tyvm (:
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You get seriously superb (and they are well-DESERVED, duh!) comments. I have a blast reading them.
The fun has only just begun here at U.
For once I got in at #3 instead of #33!
Woo hoo, I feel a cheer coming on…better jet! ;)
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*shoots your with a nerf gun* now piss off and have a nerfus breakdown, you nerfarious woman. Also, tyvm xox
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I want a Nerf Gun so much!!! I’m not sure who I’d use it on, but I want one!
I think they market to girls now with pink ones, eh?
Holy shit – check this out:
http://www.amazon.com/Nerf-Rebelle-Pink-Crush-Blaster/dp/B00CS0F0IM
Only $7.25 + shipping – wtf with “REBELLE” – that’s vomitorious!
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Allow me to show you the most shameful AK47 in the world ever …
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p.s. what about “tits” for T?
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You know T happens before U in the alphabet, right? No need to find me a V word, I’m on it (;
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Holy shit. I’m losing it. :0 ;) I won’t even blame the meds for that brain fart!
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Your brain flatulence……my poor blog. *disinfects blog*
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Love u….having a Nightmare on Elm Street type of day here.
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Step away from Elm Street my friend :/ it’s a dodgy neighbourhood. Here, I got you some backup:

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This Be The Verse
They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had
And add some extra, just for you.
But they were fucked up in their turn
By fools in old-style hats and coats,
Who half the time were soppy-stern
And half at one another’s throats.
Man hands on misery to man.
It deepens like a coastal shelf.
Get out as early as you can,
And don’t have any kids yourself.
― Philip Larkin
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Can’t find the fecking poem I was hunting, so here’s a video instead. https://youtu.be/tRp3MfTScds
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Awesome :) And creepy, haha.
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Funny how I remember this one verse from a Humanities course at York University…”They fuck you up, your mum and dad.” Literally, on the timeline of humanity. I always envisioned myself having a home birth. I had midwives and big plans for a natural birth, experiencing the full range of pain – what an idiot and idealist. I opted for midwives in a hospital setting so I would have the best of both worlds. Shortly after my water broke for Cabezítas there were complications and I had to have an emergency c-section. Somehow I can’t let go of feeling like a fuck up…so stupid…my thoughts are hijos de putas on this one: “You’re not a real woman. Real women push babies out of their vaginas.”
Crazy the things that fuck us up.
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I need to google a poem for you, in reply to the Larkin. Also, some real women do not have vaginas, so fuck that whole fuckwitted train (wreck) of thought. If indeed it is thought, rather than old wives yelling kneejerk tales. My next of kin was a caesarian and honestly, I think he appreciated being handed the Roman Empire shortly after he’d been brought into the world like the amazing being he is. Ahem. Personally, I always imagined immaculate conception followed by the wave of a wand (or dildo) and the kind of blingle blingle sound and shower of stars you get when you level up in an RPG.
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Awesome. I said vagina on your blog. What haven’t I said on your blog?
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Wild, I decided yesterday that I am doing V is for vagina. Not that I haven’t done it in the past, but that’s a whole other box of tampons. I don’t think you’ve said cunt. Let me assist/horrify you on that coUnt. Tragically I cannot find a video of it online and I can’t even upload it. Anyhooooo, from the pen (bahhhh spoken word is better) of Alix Olson…
http://m.vagalume.com.br/alix-olson/cunt-cuntry.html
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I WAS gonna say cunt…you read my mind…I think you might be the reincarnation of a salem witch…
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Did Salem have wizards?
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I don’t think so..but for shits and giggles we can pretend and say yes…would you prefer to be a wizard?
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It depends on whether I absolutely have to shit and giggle. The giggling worries me the most. Mind you, if I can be Gandalf, no problem.
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I literally laughed out loud for this one
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I think you were supposed to shiterally giggle.
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I think I did
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Kindly mop my blog …
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Jajajaja ok Doña Blah…ya lo hice[ee-say] – I did it already.
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Wow, love that…so many “cunts” in one space…powerful
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Cervix, nipple, clitoris…
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Labia, urethra, vulva…
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This is fun
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Perineum
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You kinda wrote a freeform poem on my blog. You nutcase.
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Which part? lol
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Just not your initial comment. Also fun and done rhyme, and said a little differently than usual, perineum makes a decent clang association. You bipolar or summat?
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Lol…ummmm…I believe that’s what it says on my acta de nacimiento…see I’m a Poet and ne’er knew it
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On your what? Google translate has kicked my ass out, because it’s tired of seeing me so often.
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Hahahaha…ok ok…that takes the fun out of it…birth certificate…
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Oh and why am I a nutcase for writing a freeform poem on your blog? Is that against the rules?
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The first rule of blahpolar club is … nah, bollocks to that. There are no rules.
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Ok good cos I think I would have already broken most of them ;)
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Corona
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I’m done.
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LOL
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Unipolar unicorns undress under umbrellas.
Um…
Dragons are my favorite mythical creature. The unicorn stuff is more sarcasm than any true love for them. But the banter is fun ;)
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Unfortunate unipolar unicorns’ uncles undress uncomfortably under unique underwater umbrellas.
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You win. Do that the letter X and I will truly be dazzled ;)
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Ahhh no dazzling. Without a dictionary: xenophon xeroxes xenophobic xylophone x-rays
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I bow down to your superiority. And by bow down, I mean, I am going to spend days with a dictionary trying to trump you. ;)
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Duelling dictionaries at dawn?
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