A: Doctor, doctor, I’m bipolar!
B: …
There’s no punchline. We should come up with one.
There is, of course, a kneejerk and fuckwitted one:
A: Doctor, doctor, I’m manic-depressive.
B: Calm down. Cheer up. Calm down. Cheer up …
Mhm and we hate bipolar it’s awesome too. Fuck off?
Bipolar is an expensive, high maintenance thing to have. Even with all the riches in the world, it’d be a total bitch to treat – and to live with. Let’s take a look at the stuff that doesn’t depress the hell out of us for a change.
Vamos!
From the 10 best things about being bipolar, a fun and tongue in cheek list:
You can openly pay someone to put up with your shit and react in a patient, thoughtful way, because itās more acceptable to do this with a psychiatrist than with a prostitute. (Bill McCurry)
You might also enjoy mental illness: the bigfoot of the brain.
I’m not sure whether I’ve already linkdumped this one, but even if I have, it’s more than good enough to do so again. It’s how to talk to your psychiatrist, which may sound a bit duh, but absolutely isn’t. As well as the importance of getting the communication right (not to mention productive), there’s valuable stuff about how to know whether a psychiatrist is good.
What about bipolar psychiatrists? I found the article really, really, really fascinating.
One morning when she was 27, Suzanne Vogel-Scibilia, MD, went to work, a young, up-and-coming resident psychiatrist at a major Pittsburgh hospital and left, hours later, as a person with bipolar disorder.
If you’re wondering about bipolar psychologists, the best place to start is probably Kay Redfield Jamison, author of numerous books, speaker, professor etc. But I figure almost all of my readers already know.
Bipolar comes in at number 2 on listverse’s 10 weird things that make you smart. It’s probably even easier to find 10 smart things that make you weird.
Nice one from cowbirds in love (always good to find cartoons, memes etc that don’t contain the words hate and awesome).
The legal drugs bit is right at the end of this …
Iāve Looked at Drugs from) Both Sides Now
by Alexander of Hollywoodā¢ (with apologies to Joni Mitchell)
Roaches, bongs and Rasta-wear, while swirling smoke infests the air
And all your friends pretend to care, I’ve looked at weed that way
But now it only hurts my throat, not get me off nor float my boat
And bosses smell it on my coat, ganj sure can bum your day
I’ve looked at weed from both sides now
From Sens to skunk and still somehow
It’s weed’s illusions I recall
I really don’t know weed at all
Trails and tails and feeling numb, think youāre profound, you just sound dumb
Your favorite song tastes like a thumb, I’ve looked at acid that way
But now it’s just another trip, you drop your tab, try not to flip
And donāt forget itās not that hip; don’t throw your mind away
I’ve looked at acid from both sides now
From āWow!ā to āYikes!ā and still somehow
It’s ācid’s illusions I recall
I really don’t know ācid at all
Scabs and stabs and skanky chicks; hyper hearts but flaccid dicks
Tweakers are some scary hicks! Iāve looked at meth that way
Now I switch from snort to shoot (or snort to smoke, the point is moot)
Gone are my looks, as is my loot, speed stole my youth away
I’ve looked at crank from both sides now
From nerves to pervs and still somehow
It’s speed’s illusions I recall
I really don’t know speed at all
Needles, spoons and nodding off, welfare from the public trough
Tying up then floating off, I’ve looked at junk that way
But now it only pricks my skin, it makes me dull and way too thin
So many bands I could be in, but smack got in my way
I’ve looked at āHā from both sides now
From Burroughs to Cobain and still somehow
It’s junk’s illusions I recall
I really don’t know junk at all
Thrills and pills and bellyaches, psychotropic ice-cream cakes
Deals and steals and brownie-bakes, I’ve looked at drugs that way
But now they only blunt the pain, I donāt get high, I just maintain
Brain cells are lost, but somethingās gained, in drugging every day
I’ve looked at drugs from both sides now
Within, without, and still somehow
It’s drugs’ illusions I recall
I really don’t know drugs at all
I was watching an infomercial last nite about these pills for memory. I wonder what THAT would do on top of mania … or to our wonderful cocktails.
Got a chuckle out of Bill McCurry’s quote, maybe I should try a prostitute…
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Haha please blog about it if you do. Um. Not in toooooo much details though. *looks a bit scared*
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haha – okaly dokaly ;)
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You know I am supposed to be the crazy queer and you are sposed to be the prim and proper christian, right? ;)
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Yeah, yeah. Desperate measures for desperate times I guess. ;) Sigh.
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I’m so ashamed of myself :'(
(lol)
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Oh don’t take it wrong. You’re all right in my book. ;) Although, I am worried I am going to start using the F word again (that would be interesting at church – ROFL!)
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** my reference to desperate times – I am having HUGE pain today r/t my 27 year old. Breaking into tears off and on for the last 3 hrs… He’s killing me (SMH) – ok I just thought another swear word… BUT SERIOUSLY, boy!! I am not usually like this even when I’m depressed.
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Ahhhh sorry bout that, hope it all settles soon – pls try not to get killed. This time of year … ‘orrible bipolar … meh.
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Meh, I’ll be fine, just another lesson to quit putting that wall down all the way, I’ve learned it enough times but I forget … Thanks xo
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As I am reading this I am watching random snow flakes fall, knowing it feels like -20C outside (think I will stay in and nap/read) and listening to a radio documentary on the metrics used to track what internet users view, click on and *appear* to read. Hmm, wonder what tracking stats say about you my friend. Or those of us who click on and read all these cool links. :)
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I’d love to know the stats on us. And jeeeeez that’s cold. I guess it’s 20 above here now, it was bloody hot during the day though.
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Our temperatures can fluctuate wildly here. We are expecting a few cold days followed by a few normal (around 0C or just above) and then more cold. Very little snow over all. Every winter is different but here we get warm winds that break the cold (and bring migraines and depression for some – I once read about a correlation between Chinook winds and suicide). And as we like to say, it’s a dry cold – much easier to live with than damp cold.
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As to indicators of intelligence, I am…
chocolate loving
bipolar
hirsute (I shave my hairy legs)
eccentric
happy (more wry and satisfied than happy)
skeptic (not atheist, more of a skeptical believer)
first born of first born parents
straight (in my youth I tried bisexuality, hoping that love was enough – it’s not – women are not properly equipped to satisfy me)
not left-handed at all, not at all
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Knew you were rocket science-ish from the moment I read you. Reading the bio/resume confirms it. *stamps INTELLIGENT in red across your forehead* okay, you are ready to shine.
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Aw, shucks, thanks.
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Ummmmmm…alrighty….well…then…. I am just gonna say I can onlyyy imagine the wonderful hospital in Pittsburgh that was!!
And I got great words for my psychiatrist, they go like this: Give me my script bitch and STFU! Works everytime, and I’m not the one with bipolar :) …lovee u -alex
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Reblogged this on insanity : sanity.
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For some reason, I just do not trust doctors at all!
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I only trust my psychiatrist. And I am probably a pain in the ass initially, because I audition doctors/therapists. Fucked if I’m spending what money I have on crap.
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Well at least you trust your psychiatrist. Yeah, I am sure doctors do not like their patients much either. And perhaps they have it worse – they have to be nice to us. We don’t. We can be bad ass. Ha ha.
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Interesting article about the psychiatrist who went to work normal, and then next thing, bang, had bipolar! Fascinating stuff. X
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